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glowth spurt 

a point in someone life when they begin to experience sudden changes in their looks and physical appearance. like a growth spurt but instead with your physical attraction.
“wow bro, she’s hot!”

“ya she must’ve hit her glowth spurt over summer
glowth spurt by narowmeee :)) July 16, 2018
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Glowth Spurt 

A point in ones life when they begin to become more physically and sexually attractive.
Wow that girl from high school really hit her glowth spurt
Glowth Spurt by Ghost busters July 16, 2018

growth spurt 

When a 14 year old kid who looks like a 4"3 overnight is like 6"5
Little Bro: Um, dude- since when have you been this small?
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT
growth spurt by Master Smarties November 9, 2014

Growth Spurt Syndrome (GSS) 

When your child is physically, mentally or emotionally growing and temporarily regresses. Some forms of regression might be tantrum throwing, babbling nonsensical words, eating/sleeping a lot, and driving you and your childcare providers crazy. Similar to premenstrual syndrome, GSS comes in cycles and can be before, during or after a growth spurt...causing great confusion to you, and making you question everything about your own coping skills.

GSS remedies are bubbles, puppies, unicorns, sleeping and eating. Key identifiers are: You no longer know your child. You find yourself clawing at the walls. Your child has bigger chipmunk cheeks, is eating a lot and/or wants to go to sleep. Positive attributes: Your child is growing & learning.... and it is only temporary. :-)
Tyler is going through a major growth spurt syndrome (GSS). Tyler just bit the neighbor's child and is crying babbling words, I am hoping it is his growth spurt syndrome and not an ongoing thing. I don't even know who my child is when they have growth spurt syndrome GSS. Patience is watching my child going through GSS.

Roman Growth-spurt 

The insertion of a 10" bore syringe filled with a variety (or one) drug(s) into the urethra ( the syringe starts out small for easy insertion then expands once inside the urethra)
Lucas: Hey man, this one chick last night was so kinky! She tied me up in ropes then fucked me in the ass with a strapon

Braydon: Oh yeah? This chick I was with gave me a Roman growth-spurt. My penis will never be the same!
Lucas: Ripperoni Braydon's penis
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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