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I saw this guy with three friends and no profile pic posting a link to a "fuel filter" in a gun group on Facebook. Must have been a glowjogger
glowjogger by Kompress0r September 19, 2020
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Glowjogger

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I saw some asshole on a facebook group asking about a "Fuel filter" for his .22. Must have been a glowjogger
Glowjogger by Su-su-sudio September 19, 2020
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glownigger 

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A governmental agent (FBI, NSA, CIA, ATF) making bait posts on forums and image boards to entrap individuals or gather intelligence. The purported goal of glowniggers is baiting potential criminals or gather intelligence about a particular online community to reveal their intentions or beliefs.

The practice of posting as a glownigger is called glowposting.

The term was coined by paranoid-schizophrenic internet personality and Temple OS programmer Terry Davis in his livestream. "The CIA niggers glow in the dark, you can see them if you're driving. You just run them over " - Terry Davis, 2017.
The term was popularized around 2018-2019 on 4chan.org (specifically the /pol/ board) and 8chan.

see also glow nigger glowposting
I saw a post on 4chan asking what kind of gun is best for a school shooting. OP must be an ATF glownigger.
glownigger by NillKiggers March 19, 2019

plowjoggers 

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The only word to contain the letters wjo in succession in the English language, apart from blowjob. It always comes in the plural form, so "plowjogger" is incorrect. Nobody knows the real definition of this word.
Those plowjoggers were pretty cool.
plowjoggers by TheAlbin0Squirrel December 22, 2005

Glownigger

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Another way of saying Men in Black, glowniggers are vaguely threatening unidentified government agents.
Look at that guy, he’s obviously a glownigger.
Glownigger by KingLance1337 April 21, 2023
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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