Glowie 

Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."

The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.

See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting

I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.

The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.

If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.

Glowie by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019

Glowie 

A member of a certain organization that's competing with PETA for the high score on dog euthanizations.

If you looked in the crowd on Jan 6 you would see a sea of glowies.

Glowie by LtZach March 8, 2023

Glowie 

A user of TempleOS

Yo look at that fuckin idiot glowie

Glowie by The incredible John March 29, 2021

Glowie 

very hot female. Most Glowies tend to make guys go crazy.
mostly seen with alot of friends and are a friendly person to most everyone. they have really nice eys usually hazel.

"Glowie, is so hot"

Glowie by Glowbutt November 24, 2009

Glowie 

Glowie is the most amazing person you will ever meet. If she tells you her secrets you know you are something special. She is the sweetest and nicest girl that a human could imagine. On the days you are down she will make you feel better. If you are lonely u can think of her and suddenly you are not lonely, you feel warm and your face is covered in a smile.

She is the best a man could wish for, sweet, caring, and always knows adzactly what u want. If a man had a girlfriend like Glowie they would be the luckiest person in the world. She is always willing to do anything. She is a risk taker, and a caretaker. She uses her mind in the best way possible. She is a brilliantly glowing woman with many talents, very sweet and naturally intuitively caring to all plants and animals. They grow stronger In her presence and vice versa. She creates a love that can only be expressed by feelings, it is so strong its hard to put into words. She is the reason why some people can sleep peacefully at night and get up in the morning. She has a great personality, jokes and and the most beautiful smile ever seen. Her face is irresistible and her eyes also smile when she’s happy. Glowie is the type of person that will comfort you, always by your side, extremely forgiving and will never hold a grudge. She can keep a secret, you could trust your life on her and never have a worry that she will tell anyone. Overall Glowie is the brightest best and most beautiful person that I have ever seen

Glowie is tending to her plants early Friday morning

Glowie by $3@N@TH@N December 18, 2020

Glowie 

Glowie is the most amazing person you will ever meet. If she tells you her secrets you know you are something special. She is the sweetest and nicest girl that a human could imagine. On the days you are down she will make you feel better. If you are lonely u can think of her and suddenly you are not lonely, you feel warm and your face is covered in a smile.

She is the best a man could wish for, sweet, caring, and always knows adzactly what u want. If a man had a girlfriend like Glowie they would be the luckiest person in the world. She is always willing to do anything. She is a risk taker, and a caretaker. She uses her mind in the best way possible. She is a brilliantly glowing woman with many talents, very sweet and naturally intuitively caring to all plants and animals. They grow stronger In her presence and vice versa. She creates a love that can only be expressed by feelings, it is so strong its hard to put into words. She is the reason why some people can sleep peacefully at night and get up in the morning. She has a great personality, jokes and and the most beautiful smile ever seen. Her face is irresistible and her eyes also smile when she’s happy. Glowie is the type of person that will comfort you, always by your side, extremely forgiving and will never hold a grudge. She can keep a secret, you could trust your life on her and never have a worry that she will tell anyone. Overall Glowie is the brightest best and most beautiful person that I have ever seen

Glowie is tending to her plants early on a Friday morning

Glowie by $3@N@TH@N December 18, 2020

Glowie 

A federal agent. Someone who works with the government or police and tries to bait you to say something bad

Johnny: I sure love murder, insurrection, and hate the government! They should all be killed and I also support genocide.

Kyle: this mf is a glowie. Bro sounds goofy as hell. Everyone ignore him

Glowie by Bruh273737 December 30, 2023