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Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."

The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.

See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting
I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.

The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.

If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.
Glowie by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019
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A person who is older than 18 but acts like a child. It is also a person who is unbelievably cringe.
Ew, this guy is so cringe. This is a Glonnie Canoy Moment
Person who is easy to control.
Person who is at the bottom of the bottom.
Someone who is subservient.
Wow he listens to whatever he's told; he's such a gronie.
You gronies are so stupid, you do whatever you're told without question.
Gronie by MoreFriesPlease December 25, 2016
A very crazy girl with a big heart. She possesses some kind of manipulative power on people. She enjoys good company,food,and can be very lazy.

She's also freaking hot!! She radiates with Good vibes. She keeps a small circle of real friends that makes her appear hostile, but when she opens up to you, it'll be worth it.
She has an obsession with shoes and is great fun at the club. She may be a little melodramatic at times, and a great cook.
She's a good dancer, and will make a great mother with her hella kick ass attitude
She's the perfect girlfriend.
Anyone who's got a Glorie should keep her.
That guy's girlfriend is a Glorie, you should see her move.
Have you seen that new girl, what a Glorie.
Glorie by Smiling rainbow September 16, 2018

Glonnie Canoy 

A person who is 18 and above but acts like a child. It is also a person who is unbelievably cringe.
This guy is so cringe, he is probably Glonnie Canoy

goonie boon 

A goonie boon is a nut house where crazy people live, also known as an insane asylum.
While at work dealing with customers who drive us nuts, Anthony and I feel like we are going to wind up in the goonie boon.
goonie boon by DougieDinos January 13, 2011