Gloshion

A moment when your phone screen lights up with a notification that brings you joy.

I had a gloshion when my phone screen lit up with a notification from my favorite artist announcing a new album!

by Marc2.0 August 12, 2023

gloshing

The act of global shopping, purchasing things from different countries.

I went gloshing online and saved a fortune!

by onlineglosher May 8, 2009

chinese bang gloshio

When a very skinny chinese male humps a skinny chinese female non stop until there is bleeding. After that the male puts his ballsack in her face and she sucks the balls until it hurts.

My parents chinese bang gloshio each other and then they went to the hospital.

by A Very Hard Mexican June 1, 2016

gloshing

the act of your penis being pushed through the gap at the front of your underwear, causing your foreskin to be pulled back and causing the sensation of sex.

OMG I got gloshed again last night, must have been a huge erection W00T FTW. I l0v3 gloshing!

by Pacman Wizard March 5, 2009

Gloshing

A desirable situation for a homosexual.

Peter Baguette walked into a room full of dildos. Peter had never experienced so much gloshing in his life.

by Hammy Cheeto January 28, 2022