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gloshing 

The act of global shopping, purchasing things from different countries.
I went gloshing online and saved a fortune!
gloshing by onlineglosher May 8, 2009
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chinese bang gloshio 

When a very skinny chinese male humps a skinny chinese female non stop until there is bleeding. After that the male puts his ballsack in her face and she sucks the balls until it hurts.
My parents chinese bang gloshio each other and then they went to the hospital.

gloshing 

the act of your penis being pushed through the gap at the front of your underwear, causing your foreskin to be pulled back and causing the sensation of sex.
OMG I got gloshed again last night, must have been a huge erection W00T FTW. I l0v3 gloshing!
gloshing by Pacman Wizard March 5, 2009

Gloshing 

Peter Baguette walked into a room full of dildos. Peter had never experienced so much gloshing in his life.
Gloshing by Hammy Cheeto January 28, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026