Glorpe

Someone, while in the bathtub that farts and then bites the bubbles.

Bob Anderson is the National Glorpe Champion. He bit all 73 bubbles in 45 seconds!

by Raven Misfit April 20, 2009

glorp

A Person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.

That ex-fraternity member, Lance Bibson, he sure is a glorp.

by steve h flavas May 8, 2003

Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.

Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?

A task or activity that is both tedious and complex, typically used to describe an activity in a videogame.

person 1: "I really don't like grinding for camos in CoD."
person 2: "Yeah I hate glorp in games."

by honbee July 8, 2023

A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).

by DT December 21, 2004

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

Hey, no glorping on the sofa!

by Pinkticus October 12, 2020

a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration

whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!

by nick mertens March 30, 2007