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gloriant 

The distinct feeling you have when you're epically fucked up. This feeling can be achieved by drinking the perfect amount of Rolling Rock, smoking the perfect amount of weed, or smoking after you drink. For one to be gloriant, one must be triumphant AND wise. You can also be gloriant when you're having the feeling that you're a military sergeant or a general. This word should always be used after you pee on a house.
"Dude, I feel like a sergeant right now."

"Fucking gloriant."

or

"Dude, I just peed on the neighbors front porch. I'm so gloriant right now."

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gloriant by joggersruninmyfamily January 18, 2007
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glorange 

Verb.
The act of blowing someone off immediately without pause or apology the moment when someone else more important becomes available to schmooze or suck up to.

The act is abrupt and incredibly rude, leaving the person you gloranged feeling dejected and unimportant, not worthy of your time.
Jimmy gloranged me as soon as the head of the department walked past.
glorange by angus fantasma May 26, 2011

glorange 

sad or only word that rymes with orange
glorange by John T. September 19, 2003
sticky stuff left in your shoes after wearing them on a hot day.
"i took my shoes off after running and i could smell the stench of the sticky glorandop."
glorandop by BobThe79th June 19, 2020