Gloptigon 

It is a form of satire that uses absurdity and wit to critique societal norms, institutions, or individuals. It's characterized by its ability to simultaneously entertain and provoke thought, often leaving the audience questioning the status quo.

“That’s SUCH a gloptigon!”

Gloptigon by lmaoimsocool2928 May 2, 2024

goption 

A good option. Can be turned into toption for a top option or vegoption for a very good option.

Howard: Let's have McDonalds over KFC
May: That's a goption.
Howard: Well I think it's a vegoption!
May: What about a toption?
Howard: No - you really don't know when you're goin overboard with the stupid option words... I want KFC now, its a goption, go away you freak.

goption by ykeehc September 27, 2006

Gluption 

A weird moment when you just can't hear what someone said —It’s not deafness, just… gluption.

Coworker: “Hey, did you hear the part about the deadline moving up to Friday?”
You: “Wait, what? No, I had a full-on gluption during that meeting.”

Gluption by Nav&Am June 14, 2025