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Teenage Gloomies 

When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.

Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.
Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?

Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.


or

Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?

Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.
Teenage Gloomies by pockymousie March 24, 2009
Related Words
joe: who's ligma?

mama: only true gloomies know...
gloomie by uncooked_cod September 1, 2021

gloomies 

Goths. Or people who dress in black and would like to be called "Goth", but you won't give them the satisfaction.
Look, dear! Miniature goth-punks, with cigarettes!

You mean "gloomies".

Isn't that what I said?
gloomies by bruddah greg January 2, 2009

Gloomies 

To feel suicidal.

Used by the character Lenny Wosniak on 30 Rock.
"I gave my gun to my pastor, you know, in case I get the old 'gloomies' again."
Gloomies by TC000 October 1, 2013

gloombee 

a depressed person who makes it their whole personality, and threatens to off themselves when they are bored.
person 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
person 2: stop being such a gloombee
gloombee by Hi Luis May 21, 2023

gloomiate 

to think gloomy thoughts; to presume only bad things are in store.
He was so prone to gloomiate that even hyenas avoided his company.
gloomiate by Tempest-67 December 25, 2023