Glooktar 

My, what a jackass you are

"Hey, you suck"- Some else
"Glooktar"- You

Glooktar by Gaisko June 15, 2003

Glocktard 

An individual who is utterly convinced that Glocks are the end-all-be-all of pistols. Will go on endlessly about how great Glock is, despite the fact that Glocks are cheaply-made, have terrible ergonomics, and will break and wear out much faster than they want to believe. Will turn into a complete asshole when presented with evidence that a 1911, SiG, H&K, Cz, or other weapon outperforms a Glock in any possible way. Very frequently found among (but not limited to) cops who never shot a pistol before being issued a Glock and have never or rarely shot anything else. Tend to get very embarrassed when they try out a non-Glock pistol and find that it's easier, more accurate, and more comfortable to shoot, and thus will often refuse to shoot something else when offered the chance.

Note: owning a Glock or liking Glocks does not make one a glocktard. To qualify as a glocktard, they must be downright GAY for black Tupperware guns and insistent that anybody who's not like them is a moron. Compare with SiGsucker, HKfag. Contrast with 1911 nut.

Guy 1: "That asshole won't shut up about his gay little Glock."
Guy 2: "I know. His shot groups are all over the place with that thing. I just kicked his ass with my 1911 at 25 yards, but he says my gun's a piece of shit."
Guy 1: "I outshot him with my XD, too, and he says we're retards and he's an expert."
Guy 2: "God, I fucking hate glocktard a!"

Glocktard by yt45 November 14, 2014

Glocktard 

a fake cop who always shoots himself in the arse when aiming.

Capt.: Where's Jerry?
Cop 1: Sir he is on duty?
Capt: With his own glock?!
Cop 1: Yes sir I dont underestand the issue?
Cop: YOU RETARD JERRY WAS NEVER ADMITTED AS A COP AND IS A GLOCKTARD!!!

Glocktard by Villmar March 1, 2021

gooktard

One who is of the retarded pursuasion, and can't get shit done right. Usually lacking in common sense and has small "family jewls".
gook- (asian/small penis)
-tard (a moron in many ways.

ex:
Man1: Did that guy get the group project done?
Man2: No, that gooktard F-ed it all up and didn't finish in time.

gooktard by The town gossip October 28, 2003

Glocktard 

Someone who needs to be shot multiple times with a glock due to their stupidity.

The outcasts are glocktards lets go blast those fools!

Glocktard by Lavender Owl September 25, 2013