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Glittery hoo-hoo 

1. A popular term used on certain Internet message boards for the soap opera Days of Our Lives. It refers to certain female characters who are regarded as saintly and the most desirable women in the town of Salem (where the show is set). Often, such characters are obviously not desirable by fans' standards and are, indeed, quite whorish or evil. Male characters are often blinded to these faults by the women's apparent saintliness (the glittery hoo-hoo) and are reduced to slobbering morons.
2. a term used for female characters on any other soap opera possessing the qualities of the glittery hoo-hoo.

*Glittery hoo-hoo is often abbreviated as GHH. GHH is a genetic condition that is passed from parent to offspring. Its effects in combination with the Filthy Dirty Whore, or FDH, gene are not fully known, but are being studied extensively.
Why is everyone so in love with Belle? Because she has a glittery hoo-hoo, of course!
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Glittery Hoo-Hoo 

The combination of body glitter, or that sparkly deodorant and a
feminine hygiene product. In your purse. If you get glitter on it, then you're gonna have a glittery hoo-hoo. Also one of those sparkly stripper thongs.
That girl wore that stripper outfit to the pool to tan, she had a glittery hoo-hoo.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026