Badass single wheel electric unicycle. Rider stands (no loser seat) on pedals on each side of the wheel and moves by leaning forward and back kinda like a segway, but not stupid looking like they are. Massively eco-friendly which is kinda cool.
I could be there in 20 on the glidewheel, but need to charge her up first.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)