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Glidewelled

When a bandwagon fan all of a sudden starts rooting for the best team in the league, and then makes excuses as to why it should be okay for them to change teams.
Can you believe Nate glidewelled the Braves?
Glidewelled by Willie Fisterguts February 10, 2021

Glidewelled

When a bandwagon fan starts rooting for your team, and then your team is then fucking terrible.
Hey Henry, that bandie Nate fucking glidewelled my team this year like he did yours last year!
Glidewelled by Willie Fisterguts February 9, 2021

Glidewelled

When your manager yells at you and instead of standing up for yourself, you get depressed and post about it in a FB group.
Yo, my homie Nate got Glidewelled at work the other day! I hope he’s ok.
Glidewelled by Taco Baby Jesus April 5, 2021
a hidious character that believes in the devil she wears a perm and can not count she thinks people are smart and likes it hard.....another name for a glidewell is dad
Glidewell: shut the front door and do your work

first person: sorry miss glidewell i didn't know you were my dad
glidewell by jeremy bruin October 27, 2011

Glidewelled

When you trick someone into thinking you’re moving into a newly built home in Tennessee.
My homie Nate glidewelled an entire FB group into thinking he was building a house.
Glidewelled by Willie Fisterguts February 22, 2021

Glidewelled

When a friend says they are going to lose weight and go on a diet, but then never does and posts nasty, unhealthy food everyday.
Man dawg my friend Nate glidewelled me again this year saying he was disgusted with himself about how much he weighs.
Glidewelled by Willie Fisterguts March 31, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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