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glenister 

A really cool guy that everyone likes and he also packs a big shlong in his pants all the girls wish they can get a piece of him
Girl: Wow i really wish i could suck that guys dick hes really cute. He is a Glenister
glenister by mgb7789 November 5, 2013

gleisner 

to have knowledge of all 11 of the Colonel’s secret herbs and spices
If you’re not gleisner, you’re at a disadvantage in this operation.
gleisner by bread infection December 4, 2009

Glorisbeth 

Glorisbeth is a very nice girl, she may seem very cold but in reality is very sweet. Glorisbeth doesn’t needs anyone, she doesn’t like people who are desperate for a relationship and doesn’t like people who don’t take no for answer. Glorisbeth is nice and all but if you get on her nerves you’re definitely gonna know her, she’s very chill and all but if you try to mess with her she’s gonna defend herself.
Glorisbeth, yeah she’s chill.
She’s really cute man.
Glorisbeth by yousuckJAJA November 21, 2021

Van Giersbergen 

The idea of a dutch male, living life as a farmer, and on the side, being a man whore. Sleeps with women most of the time, and not having any complains.
Man, george is such a Van Giersbergen!
Van Giersbergen by Deacon666 March 30, 2009

Maximilian Glenister 

A sad person who needs help and is often named "a sheep" and hides behind others. Also, a person who is always trying to impress others, even at the dispense of those closest to him.
Joe: "Maximilian Glenister said that your gonna ask out my girl?"
Harry: "Joe, he told me your gonna tell everyone I have a crush on Sally..."
Maximilian Glenister by CRYTAON September 7, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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