Glendel

The way an Armenian pronounces the city name of Glendale, California. Indicative of the unique experience of growing up Armenian in Glendale.

I’m not from GlendALE, I’m from GlendEL.

Glendel by ara_eek November 27, 2019

glendalish 

adj. can be used to say something is amazing, or great; better than good.

Damn, that concert was glendalish!

glendalish by Pat March 16, 2005

Wilson Middle School, Glendale 

An ok middle school in Glendale, California. Like the rest of Glendale, 87% of the students are Armenians which makes the school smell like Axe. 10% of the population are Hispanics, 2% are Asians, and like 1% are white.

Wilson is really cliquey and the lunch tables are divided by ethnic groups, which is pretty fucked up. The Armenians take up most of the tables, which makes sense since they are the majority. There used to be V-Techs and Armos but apparently those labels aren't really used anymore.

The teachers are pretty good but there's only one good math teacher, the rest are either crazy or aren't really good at teaching math. Wilson's music is really good and sometimes drama puts on good plays. Sometimes.

Wilson doesn't really have a drug problem, there are only a few kids who think they're cool and try pot or crack but they really can't hold anything down. Besides, all the idiots who do drugs on campus always end up getting thrown in Juvenile Correctional Facility.

Unlike Roosevelt Middle School and Toll Middle School (Wilson's neighboring schools), Wilson kids come from pretty wholesome and working class families, which is nice. Wilson doesn't have any real problems, which makes a pretty okay school. Better than Toll and Roosevelt, anyway.

Wilson families are always involved with school events, unlike Toll and Roosevelt families.

Wilson Middle School has a strict no-drug and anti-bullying policy.

Wilson Middle School, Glendale is a pretty good school.

Wilson Middle School, Glendale by Arizonna November 22, 2011

Grendeling 

Based on the character from the Anglo-Saxon tale Beowulf. Refers to someone who stays locked up in their room, with the curtains closed, and only wants peace and quiet. If their wishes are not met they will huff and puff and possibly even massacre a large group of people.

Hannah: Hey, is Zena coming out tonight?
Jill: No, she's grendeling as usual.

Grendeling by Victoria Jumblesale November 2, 2009

glendale highschool 

A greasy ass high school where lots of younger kids smoke. Known for cheaters, sluts, and attention whores. There is A LOT of fights every other week, 90% wouldnt rec of going to this school unless you want to get peer pressured into smoking, get into a bad relationship and you’re good at science because the science teachers will make you struggle to pass you’re class. The halls smell like pot, most classrooms smell like BO the gyms are pretty nice though, unless you get one of the bad teachers then I’m afraid your gym class will suck ass sem long. Glendale is filled with greasers and 2 faced/ snakes you can’t trust anywhere here because as you start to get closer they will backstab you and pretend that they like you when they don’t do PEEP THIS

Hey man what school do you go to?
I go to: Glendale Highschool
Ah never mind we can’t be friends you must be a 2 faced fake person like the rest of the school.

glendale highschool by Mr.ramen_noodle February 6, 2019

glenelg highschool 

The school every other highschool hates in Howard county. Sports are insane (but so political) and so are the kids. Rednecks to spoiled brats Glenelg has it all.... Everyone describes Glenelg as Racist. Although some kids are, most are not. Kids have their drama and so do the parents..... but even with all the problems no one would trade the Glenelg family for anything

I just drove a bop away to an address that turns out to be Glenelg Highschool.

When’s drive your tractor to school day?

glenelg highschool by Farmerjoe12 June 9, 2018

glenelg country school 

A rich white preppy school in the heart of Howard County. Most people that go here have at least 5 pairs of sperrys, lax, eat the not so shitty lunch, and start taking midterms in sixth grade. Pretty much everyone there is white even though all the ads have Asian people in them. Most of the people that go there are dumb as fuck because there parents probably are probably rich enough to ask the school to rig the system and add another $25,000 to the already $25,000 tuition. They have this shitty-as-fuck winter formal in place of prom or homecoming. If you don't play lax and go to Glenelg you're pretty much a fucking loser. What also sucks ass about this school is that they block Snapchat and Instagram on their Wi-Fi, but not blocking PornHub balances it out.

*kids from Glenelg Country School*
"I heard the winter formal is coming up bro."
"Sorry man I got a lax game."

glenelg country school by qaswedfrtghyujiklolpok;ldkghs; December 19, 2016