Glead

anything you want it to mean. can replace anyword, generally a bad word.

Mike gleaded the hell outta me last night.
or
Mike fucked the hell outta me last night.

by Traila October 23, 2006

Gladding

(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"

"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."

by CarisJustice December 4, 2020

mouse gladiator

This is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior.

The reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

smiley gladhands

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end

She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020

glizzy gladiator

(Noun) - One who exemplifies the gobbling of glizzy to a gigantic degree

“Damn pops, you just get at that glizzy in one go? You’re a goddam glizzy gladiator!”

by Exodius July 4, 2020

GLaDOS

Some random AI that has two different appearances in Portal 1 and 2.
Hella tryna poison me with neurotoxin, failed two times.
Muthafuka sent Wheatley and Space Core a free trip to space (no returns).
Has once been fit into a potato. Nicknamed PotatOS.

Bro: Hey wanna eat some mashed potato for dinner?
Me: Hell naw. It might be GLaDOS infected. I don’t wanna poison someone with neurotoxin.

by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019