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Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.
The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.
Boot Glazer by Vinylist November 24, 2014
get off my dick u Glazer
Glazer by numbaninejeans May 30, 2022

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd
Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd
glazed turd by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Glazed Dick 

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
Glazed Dick by misshingo October 30, 2012
is a beautiful girl. She is strong and compassionate to others. She is very caring, and often brings the sun with her when she walks into any room. She is very caring, and can put a smile on your face at any moment. People look to her for advice, as she is good at giving, but not so much receiving. People take advantage of her kindness, and this forces her to be closed off, but will open up to people who she thinks she can trust. She does not show it, but she has gone through a lot, and instead of this affecting her negatively, Glyzelle only brings positives. One negative trait she has is constantly comparing herself to others, putting herself down so she never thinks she's good enough. She is very talented; most likely able to sing. Uses this gift to express how she feels. She is also very athletic, and she does very well in school. Glyzelle is a very partner for a relationship, but tends to let go when something is good. She thinks she'll break that person, and ends up keeping those who break her. Keep trying though, and never give up on her... She just overthinks everything.
Oh Glyzel? Yes I know her! She's very nice and is always laughing.
glyzel by Glyzel June 8, 2021
Random nigga: Me, personally I would never let anyone moss me in football

Me: stop glazing you fuccin glazer
Glazer by jstackzzz13 May 26, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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