glasper

Anyone that is awesome enough to be apart of this family and hold this surname you are the best ever in bed and Kicks ass if needed.

Glaspers are awesome

by J'seanisthebest March 16, 2017

Glasper

Glasper is not da boss

Glasper thought he was da boss but glasper is not da boss

by Mr_McVitty February 14, 2021

jack glasper

A sexy man, often known as glapper or the Eiffel Tower, biggest sesh monster

You look like a jack Glasper

by Fjtfcjjdxjjdscb April 18, 2018

Gasper

British Army slang for a cigarette believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 – 1902. A gasper was a high tar cigarette, without any sort of filter tip, such as Woodbine or Capstan. They got the name because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.

“I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.”

by AKACroatalin November 21, 2016

glampers

People who go camping but have every single luxury necessity of the home in the woods.

Did you see those glampers? They have an air conditioner in their 12 person tent along with WiFi and a flat-screen.
technocamper

by hazelnutty April 17, 2014

shaft-grasper

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

by rmcanada June 20, 2013

Shaft grasper

A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.

Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"

by fruitbeer June 19, 2013