glascock

Mexican midget who is super perverted and loves fat black chics.

He wanted to glascock the girl.

by BUTTT FLAB November 3, 2013

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glamrock Freddy's 9 inch cock

Gregory, don't look my FAZBALLS ARE OUT, YOU CAN SEE MY GLAMCOCK

by glamcock freddy January 3, 2022

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1 - The name of a certain image showing a female golfer kissing a glass, penis-esque trophy. Thought to be seen by pretty much everyone who frequents the internet.
2 - A term used by b3tans to describe a popular link that everyone's seen before.

B3tan 1 - www.yetisports.org
B3tan 2 - Wow..that is the epitome of glasscock.

by tr1nity December 7, 2004

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Glasscock

(Noun)
A term used for a man with a strong but fragile boner. Often used for a individual who can't keep a boner for very long.

(Verb)
The act of having a strong but fragile boner. Usually after the first ejaculation.

(noun)
Man, I have a major glasscock right now.

(verb)
Ty: Hey dude, did you glasscock last night?
Cullen: Yeah, last night was messed up, after the first round I couldn't seem to keep it up; I was totally glasscocking.

by Jorge Rex August 22, 2019

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'Glasscock' specifically refers to a widely and repeatedly distributed photograph of a woman kissing a glass trophy which, owing to the angle from which it was taken, resembles a large cock.

However, it is commonly used perjoratively to describe any (typically humourous) image or similar file, posted on the Internet, which has previously been widely seen.

Rather than to criticise the image itself, it is intended to insult the person who posted the image for wasting the recipients' time, and for being out-of-date.

Glasscock! You fail!!!

by Guinness2702 April 20, 2009

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