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🍑 glands man 

A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean 🍑. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise he’s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a 🍑 glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracy’s asshole last week before her big date. He’s really a wonderful young lady boy 👦 and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!
Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?
Man Gland by Richy Boy January 25, 2005

Man to Gland Combat 

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

Manmary Glands

Man-tits. Guy-Breasts. Flappy, fatty tissue on the pectoral region of a man.
"Bleh... Look at that dork playing Magic cards with his friends. He's got cheetoh dust all over his Man-mary Glands."

"If I was a little drunker, I'd wait until Chuck passed out, then I titty fuck his Manmary glands."
Manmary Glands by Serequel May 4, 2009

mannory glands 

when a guy has big boobs.
Look at the mannory glands on that fella.
mannory glands by Carlos18 July 23, 2010

mannery glands 

excess male breast tissue on a rather plump chap
jesus check out the mannery glands on he!
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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