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πŸ‘ glands man 

A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean πŸ‘. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise he’s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a πŸ‘ glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracy’s asshole last week before her big date. He’s really a wonderful young lady boy πŸ‘¦ and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!
Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?
Man Gland by Richy Boy January 25, 2005

Man to Gland Combat 

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

Manmary Glands

Man-tits. Guy-Breasts. Flappy, fatty tissue on the pectoral region of a man.
"Bleh... Look at that dork playing Magic cards with his friends. He's got cheetoh dust all over his Man-mary Glands."

"If I was a little drunker, I'd wait until Chuck passed out, then I titty fuck his Manmary glands."
Manmary Glands by Serequel May 4, 2009

mannory glands 

when a guy has big boobs.
Look at the mannory glands on that fella.
mannory glands by Carlos18 July 23, 2010

mannery glands 

excess male breast tissue on a rather plump chap
jesus check out the mannery glands on he!