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Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes
Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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๐Ÿ‘ glands man

A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean ๐Ÿ‘. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise heโ€™s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a ๐Ÿ‘ glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracyโ€™s asshole last week before her big date. Heโ€™s really a wonderful young lady boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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Man Gland

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!
Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?
by Richy Boy January 25, 2005
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Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
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Manmary Glands

Man-tits. Guy-Breasts. Flappy, fatty tissue on the pectoral region of a man.
"Bleh... Look at that dork playing Magic cards with his friends. He's got cheetoh dust all over his Man-mary Glands."

"If I was a little drunker, I'd wait until Chuck passed out, then I titty fuck his Manmary glands."
by Serequel May 4, 2009
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mannory glands

when a guy has big boobs.
Look at the mannory glands on that fella.
by Carlos18 July 23, 2010
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mannery glands

excess male breast tissue on a rather plump chap
jesus check out the mannery glands on he!
by fisserablemuckr April 15, 2007
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