Giuliano is that one really hot Italian you see either in school or somewhere where you will NEVER see him again. Most of the time a Giuliano is tall, has dark brown hair and has REALLY good fashion sense. If you are friends with a Giuliano, you probably get lectured by his parents on how to cook every time you come over, but you love their cooking so much. If you are the girlfriend to a Giuliano then you are up against A LOT of girls who try and hit on him, while his parents treat you like family and the daughter they haven’t had. Yet Giulianos are always very caring and have a good heart, but if you mess with him just know he will do it back at you but 10x worse.

“yeah Giuliano is just so hot, his girlfriend doesn’t deserve him urgh”

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Giuliano

Rich Italian boy Always has a big glow up later in highscool and always has a big Penis

Yep that Giuliano

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Giuliano

a really cool, beastly tall Italian white dude with crazy hair who's really good at hacks and games.

dude, Giuliano totally pwnd me at Halo 3 again.

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Giuliano

the typically itialian, manly type who has an amazingly muscular body and will look after those he loves, but under all the (extremely attractive) male bravado lives an intelligent and affectionate yet intellectual teddy bear with the best advice you will come accross. And he will also love his mother to shreds.
This is the kind of person you'l want in your life forever <3

Ronnie from Jersey Shore has the mannerisms of a Giuliano, but his personality is closer to Vinny (also from Jersey Shore)

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Giuliano is the kid in high school who is well known but doesn’t give into popularity. He knows who he wants to be around. This is especially when it comes to girls. This man is picky and can pull hard with his wonderful and future driven personality. Giuliano is the hot Italian with a natural tan, great hair and a sense of food and style. Giuliano is EVERYTHING you want in the relationship. He is an old school Italian with old school Italian parents who love and treat you like their own. Don’t be alarmed if they start yelling at you to pick up your shit. Giuliano loves fast and hard and loves a smart girl with a bigger heart then him.

“Did you see Giulianos got a girlfriend”
“ugh shes so lucky omg he’s so amazing”

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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