Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy.
by jmn3813 May 23, 2011
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Person one- “happy Garth day”
Person two- “let me go get my Garth day pants”
Person one- “great idea! We should pray about jeans”
Person two- “let me go get my Garth day pants”
Person one- “great idea! We should pray about jeans”
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The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).
Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!
Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?
Todd: You know it man!
Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?
Todd: You know it man!
by FuctButSects October 24, 2010
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Hey ladies!! Today is my girthday, and i was hoping you'd celebrate with me by letting me go deep inside! Whaddaya say?
by MikeyB1980 January 16, 2014
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- Oh, nothing much. Preparing for Paul's Girthday tomorrow. After his Bar mitzvah it's an even bigger feast.
- Oh, nothing much. Preparing for Paul's Girthday tomorrow. After his Bar mitzvah it's an even bigger feast.
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derived from the words girth and birthday...girth being the thinkness of the penis
derived from the words girth and birthday...girth being the thinkness of the penis
jordan: happy girthday!
andrew: cheers mate, i cant believe its been 9 years now!!
happy birthday penis
andrew: cheers mate, i cant believe its been 9 years now!!
happy birthday penis
by <<*ROoOo*>> October 9, 2008
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by Shane “The Girth God” October 19, 2021
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