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Garth day
Garth day is a holiday celebrated on March 6th, the day after March 5th. It came to be a holiday in 2018 and it’s currently still celebrated. On Garth day you celebrate freedoms, god, pants, and cake, and good weather. It is always warm on Garth day.
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Happy Girthday
The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).
Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!
Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?
Todd: You know it man!
Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?
Todd: You know it man!
Happy Girthday by FuctButSects October 24, 2010
Girthday
Similar to a birthday, except instead of celebrating the day a man was born, he celebrates the day in which his penis reached its maximum girth.
Hey ladies!! Today is my girthday, and i was hoping you'd celebrate with me by letting me go deep inside! Whaddaya say?
Girthday by MikeyB1980 January 16, 2014
Girthday
-Sup, Sophia, what's hangin?
- Oh, nothing much. Preparing for Paul's Girthday tomorrow. After his Bar mitzvah it's an even bigger feast.
- Oh, nothing much. Preparing for Paul's Girthday tomorrow. After his Bar mitzvah it's an even bigger feast.
Girthday by Diggitar Glady Diggy November 28, 2021
GirthDay
Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy and Shane “The GirthLord God” Gasior
Happy Girth Day!
Happy Girth Day!
GirthDay by Shane “The Girth God” October 19, 2021
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