girlfriendsyndrome 

This disease causes your body to shut down . Your thighs start hurting then your back and then your stomach starts . This disease can only be fixed by kisses and cuddling , if you don’t get it treated you could die .

“Oh my gosh he must have girlfriendsyndrome”

girlfriendsyndrome by Bshjajnsn June 24, 2021

imaginary girlfriend syndrome 

A condition in which a friendzoned guy begins to treat one of his female friends as a girlfriend, by being overbearing and overprotective around her

Jon: Hey, do you know why Bill was so mad at me when I told him I was spending time with our mutual friend Alice?
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!

imaginary girlfriend syndrome by protomorphius January 29, 2012

First girlfriend syndrome 

when a guy loses all contact with his friends to spend time with his first girlfriend, which will inevitably end with him dumped and without friends

"hey man when was the last time you saw tom?"

"months ago, he has really bad first girlfriend syndrome"

First girlfriend syndrome by kvn23 April 21, 2010

Promiscuous Girlfriend Syndrome 

When a guy has a girlfriend that he thinks/knows cheats on him, so he's mistrustful of everything and everyone with a dick he comes in contact with. Charachterized by low ego, short temper and mistrustfulness.

Guy 1:"dude, what happened to dominic? We were, like, tight until he got mad cuz his girl looked at me for half a second. He like, wanted to fight me and i didnt say shit to her..."
Guy 2:"he's got Promiscuous girlfriend syndrome bro. She fucked, like, half the dorm."

Promiscuous Girlfriend Syndrome by LilCaptianKirk August 4, 2019

Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome

Long story short, when an insecure girl overreacts and gets extremely jealous because her man is talking to another girl, even if just casual. The girl suffering from Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome usually does not have a whole lot of trust in her man, otherwise she wouldn't overreact so much. In some cases, a girl suffering from Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome (JGS) will freak out if another girl even looks in the general direction of her man.

Susie: "Yeah, I got on Myspace this morning and had a message from Tina who was freaking out because I exchanged comments with her boyfriend."

Chadwick: "Eh, she's just suffering from a bad case of Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome."

Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome by Kaptain Kangeroo May 3, 2009

Needy Girlfriend Syndrome

Being needy with someone you are not romantically involved with. Using phrases such as 'why haven't you called back', 'I left a message, did you get it', and the ever so famous 'Did I do something wrong' when the person is just flat out too busy to get back to you.

I sent you an email yesterday and called today, did you not get them? I need to talk to you, are you busy? Are you mad at me? I am starting to develop Needy Girlfriend Syndrome over here!

Needy Girlfriend Syndrome by finsjm March 22, 2009

boyfriend Girlfriend syndrome 

When a female or male gets female or male partner and hangs out with them so much that everytime a friend calls there always doing something with their partner and never have time for you. Their partner is included in all their plans and are they are rarely ever away from them. On those very rare times they are away all the do is talk about their partner and even leave early to go see their partner.

You: Hey whats your plans for the night? i felt like i havent seen you in a long time!
your friend: Well i have a movie date then were just going to back to the house. we should meet up another time! ill talk to (their partner) and we will arrange something
You: okay talk to you later ( you not sounding surprised at all ,uttering the words boyfriend girlfriend syndrome)

boyfriend Girlfriend syndrome by tinsi June 20, 2009