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Taking a girdle, and by surprise throw it on top of the persons head in attempt to suffocate them by means of defecation
I just girdled that fat bastard
Girdled by Nick Sanders February 11, 2013
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boom brian girled 

A state of belligerent inebriation (generally induced off of a combination of liquor and 1 or more other mood altering chemical). A person who is boom brian girled has little control over their actions, often creating mayhem and pandemonium for people who happen to be near him or her. Their moral framework is rendered completely null and void as they commit shameless, vile, and often illegal acts.
S: Man what happened to you last night? You threw up on the birthday girl and tried to blame me!

C: Yeah... I was just boom brian girled I tell you. Straight girled.
boom brian girled by shadowca222 December 12, 2012
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White girled 

Verb.

To manipulate by causing people to feel sorry for you.

And/or to shirk any responsibility for questionable, but otherwise offensive questions.
Heather was pulled over for speeding. When the officer came to her car, he saw Heather crying and hyperventilating, so he decided to let her off with a warning. The cop just got white girled.

Kimberly wore blackface for Halloween and when confronted, she said she had no idea that it could be offensive. She white girled them.
White girled by Jiggahmahninja February 22, 2015

girled cheese 

mommy can you make me a girled cheese
girled cheese by ant-tony November 29, 2009

girdle of gunts 

A group of more than one girl sporting
a gunt.
I saw a gaggle of geese fly overhead just before I went in the dive bar and saw a girdle of gunts.
girdle of gunts by M January 18, 2004

Nerd Girdle 

An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.
Did you see that nerd girdle Tina was wearing??
Nerd Girdle by JimboSillyPants July 20, 2010

black-girled out

when a white girl gets so drunk that she proceeds to dance like a black girl.
Kathleen totally black-girled out last night.
black-girled out by bkcreeper February 21, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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