Girdler

A person that has tasty jerky and produces shit-tastic parts on line 3 for me to enjoy.

"Hey there's that fuckin line 3 op Girdler again", "yea that jerk-off is a fuckin jerk but then again he does have jerky", "ohyeah" "and shit shit springs too that jizz headed fuckin doofus nugget".

by donbrewson May 13, 2018

rotary girder

1.a term used when a person is refering to something technical about which he has no real knowlege.
2.often used in a response to the question "What were you doing?"

Originally used in the movie "Tommy Boy" with Chris Farley.

1.Q:"Hey, do you know what's wrong with my computer?"
A:Yeah just a second I think there may be a problem with the rotary girder.
2.Q:"Dude, what the hell are you doing?"
A: Sorry, I was just checking the specs on the rotary girder.

by KoolAid March 10, 2004

rusty girder

A shit that won’t flush and sits at the bottom of the toilet slowly dissolving.

Hey Mike you know that shit I had this morning, well it just refuses to flush and it just sits there looking more and more like a rusty girder

by Chivchovs October 29, 2017

girdle of gunts

A group of more than one girl sporting
a gunt.

I saw a gaggle of geese fly overhead just before I went in the dive bar and saw a girdle of gunts.

by M January 18, 2004

Nerd Girdle

An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.

Did you see that nerd girdle Tina was wearing??

by JimboSillyPants July 20, 2010

Girdled

Taking a girdle, and by surprise throw it on top of the persons head in attempt to suffocate them by means of defecation

I just girdled that fat bastard

by Nick Sanders February 11, 2013

girdlewood

A rare species of cunt. The majority of girdlewoods are snakes and love food.
They also have an amazing ass which compensates for the lack of tits.

She is such a girdlewood!
Oi girdlewood!!!

by Itsgirdlewoodinit February 13, 2017