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A person that has tasty jerky and produces shit-tastic parts on line 3 for me to enjoy.
"Hey there's that fuckin line 3 op Girdler again", "yea that jerk-off is a fuckin jerk but then again he does have jerky", "ohyeah" "and shit shit springs too that jizz headed fuckin doofus nugget".
Girdler by donbrewson May 13, 2018
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rotary girder 

1.a term used when a person is refering to something technical about which he has no real knowlege.
2.often used in a response to the question "What were you doing?"

Originally used in the movie "Tommy Boy" with Chris Farley.
1.Q:"Hey, do you know what's wrong with my computer?"
A:Yeah just a second I think there may be a problem with the rotary girder.
2.Q:"Dude, what the hell are you doing?"
A: Sorry, I was just checking the specs on the rotary girder.
rotary girder by KoolAid March 10, 2004
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rusty girder 

A shit that won’t flush and sits at the bottom of the toilet slowly dissolving.
Hey Mike you know that shit I had this morning, well it just refuses to flush and it just sits there looking more and more like a rusty girder
rusty girder by Chivchovs October 29, 2017

girdle of gunts 

A group of more than one girl sporting
a gunt.
I saw a gaggle of geese fly overhead just before I went in the dive bar and saw a girdle of gunts.
girdle of gunts by M January 18, 2004

Nerd Girdle 

An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.
Did you see that nerd girdle Tina was wearing??
Nerd Girdle by JimboSillyPants July 20, 2010
Taking a girdle, and by surprise throw it on top of the persons head in attempt to suffocate them by means of defecation
I just girdled that fat bastard
Girdled by Nick Sanders February 11, 2013

girdlewood 

A rare species of cunt. The majority of girdlewoods are snakes and love food.
They also have an amazing ass which compensates for the lack of tits.
She is such a girdlewood!
Oi girdlewood!!!
girdlewood by Itsgirdlewoodinit February 13, 2017
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