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Matt Giraud 

Lincoln High School's American Idol prodigy. Matt is the current golden boy of southern Michigan.
Matt Giraud is sooo awesome...he's in the top 36 on American Idol!
Matt Giraud by Cathy S. February 19, 2009

Matthew Giraldo 

Someone that repeatedly owns libs and exposes people non stop. Very forward thinking and absolute legend
Matthew Giraldo just got on that kid with pink hair
Girardot, when something rocks hard core!
John's new hat is so girardot.
girardot by Jessika Lane Girardot February 8, 2007
A gay wad.

A Colombian drug cartel
Cory Giraldo is a gay drug cartel
Giraldo by Cory Giraldo for real December 2, 2010
A large, horrifying, third-eye pimple smack dab in the centre of one's forehead. A giraud often stays on the face anytime between one week to eternity, and are often covered up with hats or headpieces. Coined after Matt Giraud, American Idol 8 Contestant/Chronic giraud haver.
Holy shit, I hope they Pro-Activ Stacey's giraud I saw it move yesterday!
giraud by monkee_12345 April 15, 2009

Girardoni Air Rifle 

A repeating rifle that was near silent and held up to 22 .46 caliber balls at once made in 1780, that like the Kentucky rifle and Puckle Gun disproves the argument that "The second amendment was only intended for muskets." as it predates the second amendment by 9 years. Also, Thomas Jefferson owned one, it was adopted by the Austrian Army and used until 1815, and one was used in the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Also known as the Windbüchse in German.
guy 1: THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS ONLY INTENDED FOR MUSKETS
guy 2: wrong, look up the Girardoni Air Rifle
Girardoni Air Rifle by Dat Cat June 18, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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