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A large, horrifying, third-eye pimple smack dab in the centre of one's forehead. A giraud often stays on the face anytime between one week to eternity, and are often covered up with hats or headpieces. Coined after Matt Giraud, American Idol 8 Contestant/Chronic giraud haver.
Holy shit, I hope they Pro-Activ Stacey's giraud I saw it move yesterday!
giraud by monkee_12345 April 15, 2009
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Matt Giraud 

Lincoln High School's American Idol prodigy. Matt is the current golden boy of southern Michigan.
Matt Giraud is sooo awesome...he's in the top 36 on American Idol!
Matt Giraud by Cathy S. February 19, 2009
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Alex giraud 

The most beautifulest soul you'll ever meet!

He's cheesy, but romantic...
Lovely green hazel eyes, you get lost just by glancing at them.
Sees the good in everyone, gives out more chances than he should.
He's so very incredibly handsome 100/10. All the girls he's ever came across seem to always so easily fall in love with him.
Faithful to one girl.
Wonderful & simply amazing.
I want an Alex Giraud in my life.

Look, that's Alex Giraud, isn't he just dreamy.

OMG you mean Alex Giraud?!! Who doesn't like him?
Alex giraud by mrsgiraud47 November 24, 2021
A Brand of Jean made by Marthé et François Girbaud. Gangsta jeans, which people in the hood and in the inner cities will be seen wearing. The most popular girbaud is the shuttle jean. The shuttle is the jean that has the knee and ankle straps that say "M+FG". They come in different colors to match your outfits.
"You keep your body clean ha
You got a lot of girbaud jeans ha" (From the song HA by Juvenile)
girbaud by mfgrue38 February 1, 2004
1. Verb (from french): To cheat on one’s partner
What a dog ass n*gga... he just girarded two nights in a row.

He got caught after having girarder.
Girarder by Perio_escobar April 14, 2021
Girard is a small town in Erie county, Pennsylvania. Most people's friendships are forced together by family relationships. While walking down the street you will see an old man walk his dog, druggies on bikes, and stupid white girls on their way to Sheetz.

The Girard school district is often hated, not only other schools, but by it's own students. Most people are referred to as "fake". The middle school has more drama than the highschool. In the highschool you will see couples making out every corner you see. There are no real cliques, instead some are home to "squads". Most students are better friends with the teachers than other children. Seniors act superior to freshman, although they are much mor immature. The only thing worse than Erie's fuck boys are Girard Whores. GHS is never closed, but when it is it's Valentines Day.
Omg did you hear what Sara said? She is so fake, that's Girard for you.

Is your school off today? No it's Girard.

*10 people blocking hall* Senior : ew there's a freshman blocking the hall.

Thomas Girard Green 

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