Better known online as the Aliens
Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet
meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.
Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.
1.
Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)
2. To claim that the
government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard
people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.
Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.