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matt gilliatt

Matt Gilliat, also affectionately referred to as Gilly, is undoubtedly at least 65% beer. Return on investment for this DILFage is through the roof, will most certainly effortlessly bang all his daughter’s friends. He puts Bud Light in his cheerios and pisses Mich Ultra. He feels complete with his brothers, has a tendency of getting lost in porta potties.
"Where is everyone?"

-Matt Gilliatt
matt gilliatt by duck_overlord February 7, 2022
Oh my gosh, your so Gilliant!
Gilliant by Jessica is amazing January 21, 2008

Gillattino

A stronger than usual white (coffee), with a velvety smooth composition.
'Damn, screw this flat white - i'm gonna have me a Gillattino'; 'Man those Gillattinos'll take your head off'
Gillattino by The Dealio December 12, 2013

Gilliantitus 

A disease affecting the inner cortex of the brain. Highly contagious and can easily be contracted if individual spends lots of time with a "Gillian".

No cure has been found for the disease. Although the disease is not fatal.
Side effects include dizziness, lack of concentration, amnesia, an increase in appetite, and craziness.
Disease Gilliantitus
Gilliantitus by nickname pet December 21, 2013
A word to describe someone or something that is both genius and brilliant.
Man, whomever made that bed intruder video is gilliant.
Gilliant by Cam-X October 6, 2010

gilliated 

To be blown out or to have something blown out like a gilliat twins cus
Not only did her cus stink like fish it was also gilliated.

My leg was gilliated when I tore my ACL

Man that joint has me gilliated
gilliated by Sneakysdick November 10, 2020