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Acronym of "Get In Late. F*** Off Early." The act of arriving (generally at work) after the appointed start time and still going home early.
"The boss is away on a course on Friday."

"Gilfoe?"

"You read my mind, dude."
Gilfoe by SW18 July 25, 2013
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Has the power to control a situation just by the power of their mind. They also can tell if someone is lying or trying to fool them or someone else, and it is easy for them to find out information by making people tell them with out them being aware.
"As I lied I could tell he knew something wasn't right"
"Did he look at you like a Gilfoyle would?"
"Yes, I think he might have been infact"
gilfoyle by Chocolate tear. January 3, 2014
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Gilfette 

Grandma I Love to Fuck, created to distinguish from a GILF (grandpa)
“Hey did you see Chad’s nanna? She’s such a gilfette!”
Gilfette by skunk_toast January 12, 2022

gilfedder 

i just hit some chick over the head with a gilfedder woooo.
gilfedder by sdlashf May 3, 2009
A vindictive ex-girlfriend.

A current girlfriend who does spiteful things with the intention of harming you.
girlfoe by Scarlet Myth May 18, 2013
Gilfred is a funny & helpful boy.He is always there for anyone if they are sad or in need.Gilfred can be mischievous sometimes,you are very lucky if you have a Gilfred. He needs someone to talk to once in awhile so make you are there for him.
Gilfred is the best person you can find when you are in need.
gilfred by ILoveBubbleTea:) March 2, 2019
Gilford

pretty much the sweetest place ever. Located in the midst of the Lakes Region, home to some pretty awesome kids ie. Matt Pumphret.
Guy One: Where you from, Gilford?

Guy Two: Hells Yeah, G-UNIT!!!

Guy One: That's stupid...
Gilford by mp February 3, 2005
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