Gilfer

Gilfer is someone who fucks grandmas.
goes along with gilf

That creep over there fucked your grandmother, hes such a gilfer.

by notlucky August 10, 2009

sleep golfer

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .

Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!

by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019

Gilberting

The distorted audio sound that occurs when one has connectivity or performance issues during live streaming or video recording. It was named after JS Gilbert, a Live Streamer who often had this issue and thus, became known for it. People all over the web now use this term.

"Excuse me, can you please refresh your browser? You're gilberting."

"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."

by AngelHillTV August 25, 2016

Brian David Gilbert

A gorgeous twink of a man who works for Polygon.com. He is known for his absurdist humor and brilliant fashion sense; one of these gave him his current job, and the other one secured it. He currently hosts a series on the Polygon Youtube channel called "Unraveled", where he rambles about games and such.

Often acronymized as BDG.

"Brian David Gilbert hosts Unraveled, whose namesake can related to my clothes upon seeing him."
"wait, BDG is hot in real life too?" - Anonymous Tumblr user.

by briamgilbert April 15, 2019

Gilbert Addoms

Gilbert Addoms is a dorm on Duke's East Campus. Commonly known as "GA" or "The Shit," it is Duke's largest dorm, housing around 190 students.

I'm so glad I live in Gilbert Addoms and not with those fucktards in Bell Tower.

by Duke Duke Motherfuckas November 3, 2008

Paul Gilbert

Paul Gilbert is one of the most technically proficient rock guitarists today. He's played in bands Mr. Big and Racer X. He graduated from G.I.T. in 1985 right after forming Racer X with other students from the school. He currently has a monthly column in the European guitar magazine Total Guitar.

I love reading Paul Gilbert's column in Total Guitar. It's really improved my playing.

Paul Gilbert owns anyone you put in front of him on guitar. End of discussion.

by Chandler89 May 14, 2006

Gilbert Blythe

Basically the more modern version of Mr. Darcy. You can do the multiplication table by his freckles, and he has curly brown hair and hazel eyes that match perfectly with his roguish grin. If you ever find a Gilbert Blythe, you need to keep him before he gets away. He's the epitome of perfection.

Me: "Have you seen the new Gilbert Blythe at school?"
Anne Shirley: "Who?"

by Cordelia Shirley Cuthburt October 27, 2018