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sleep golfer
A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
sleep golfer by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019
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Gilfer • gilbert • Gilberto • golfer • Giffer • gilbert blythe • gilberting • Gilver • GIFersation • Gifferd
Gilberting
The distorted audio sound that occurs when one has connectivity or performance issues during live streaming or video recording. It was named after JS Gilbert, a Live Streamer who often had this issue and thus, became known for it. People all over the web now use this term.
"Excuse me, can you please refresh your browser? You're gilberting."
"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."
"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."
Gilberting by AngelHillTV August 25, 2016
Brian David Gilbert
A gorgeous twink of a man who works for Polygon.com. He is known for his absurdist humor and brilliant fashion sense; one of these gave him his current job, and the other one secured it. He currently hosts a series on the Polygon Youtube channel called "Unraveled", where he rambles about games and such.
Often acronymized as BDG.
Often acronymized as BDG.
"Brian David Gilbert hosts Unraveled, whose namesake can related to my clothes upon seeing him."
"wait, BDG is hot in real life too?" - Anonymous Tumblr user.
"wait, BDG is hot in real life too?" - Anonymous Tumblr user.
Brian David Gilbert by briamgilbert April 15, 2019
Gilbert Addoms
Gilbert Addoms is a dorm on Duke's East Campus. Commonly known as "GA" or "The Shit," it is Duke's largest dorm, housing around 190 students.
Gilbert Addoms by Duke Duke Motherfuckas November 3, 2008
Paul Gilbert
Paul Gilbert is one of the most technically proficient rock guitarists today. He's played in bands Mr. Big and Racer X. He graduated from G.I.T. in 1985 right after forming Racer X with other students from the school. He currently has a monthly column in the European guitar magazine Total Guitar.
I love reading Paul Gilbert's column in Total Guitar. It's really improved my playing.
Paul Gilbert owns anyone you put in front of him on guitar. End of discussion.
Paul Gilbert owns anyone you put in front of him on guitar. End of discussion.
Paul Gilbert by Chandler89 May 14, 2006
Gilbert Blythe
Basically the more modern version of Mr. Darcy. You can do the multiplication table by his freckles, and he has curly brown hair and hazel eyes that match perfectly with his roguish grin. If you ever find a Gilbert Blythe, you need to keep him before he gets away. He's the epitome of perfection.
Gilbert Blythe by Cordelia Shirley Cuthburt October 27, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.