mp's definitions

varting

A vaginal fart. See also queefing

Stop varting at me!
That wasn't a fart, that was a vart

by MP October 26, 2004

Gilford

Gilford

pretty much the sweetest place ever. Located in the midst of the Lakes Region, home to some pretty awesome kids ie. Matt Pumphret.

Guy One: Where you from, Gilford?

Guy Two: Hells Yeah, G-UNIT!!!

Guy One: That's stupid...

by mp February 3, 2005

level bookie

to get some good sex

yesterday i got level bookie

by mp December 26, 2003

put me down

Another way of sayin "sex me"

when are we gonna put it down? // when are we gonna make love

by mp February 7, 2004

syrup

Final Definition... the shit is CODEINE from COUGH SYRUP... aint no fucking rum and shit none of that gay shit..... its HYDROCODONE, CODEINE whatever from PRESCRIBED COUGH SYRUP u cant BUY SYRUP so anyone who thinks u can ur damn stupid unless u stay in mexico. Some ppl call it TUSS from 'hydro-tussin' meaning its a cough supressant with HYDROCODONE in it. Fuck all that shit yall talkin bout. (Popular in Houston texas, and throughout texas nowadays and Louisiana)

You usually " po up " (to mix it with) in a fruitopia or a sprite... hence the other slang for it "purple sprite"

Im fixin to sip the syrup.

by mp March 12, 2004

Pantsing

The act or practice of pulling someone's pants down.

The Seniors and I went pantsing today. The Freshmen never had a chance.

by MP February 7, 2005

b331z

A man who participates in animal intercourse and blows as much men as the infamous MP who servs hotdogs and hamburgers to the kids

you are A pwnzor b331z!!!!

by MP January 20, 2004