mp's definitions

yars

an english measurement used by the chinese with an accent; discovered by the curious mind of matt lu

Matt Lu: Coasch, how many yars off the ball?

by mp January 12, 2005

b331z

One who enjoys gay/animal sex.Someone who then devours the haj from the multiple fags/animals which then swallows.Someone who wants to bang their cousin,incesting mother fucker.

Damn B331z your one crazy swallowing haj machine.Suck it good u lil bitch.

by MP January 22, 2004

stoich

a bitchy, uptight girl

that babe is too stoich

by mp December 26, 2003

syrup

Final Definition... the shit is CODEINE from COUGH SYRUP... aint no fucking rum and shit none of that gay shit..... its HYDROCODONE, CODEINE whatever from PRESCRIBED COUGH SYRUP u cant BUY SYRUP so anyone who thinks u can ur damn stupid unless u stay in mexico. Some ppl call it TUSS from 'hydro-tussin' meaning its a cough supressant with HYDROCODONE in it. Fuck all that shit yall talkin bout. (Popular in Houston texas, and throughout texas nowadays and Louisiana)

You usually " po up " (to mix it with) in a fruitopia or a sprite... hence the other slang for it "purple sprite"

Im fixin to sip the syrup.

by mp March 12, 2004

level bookie

to get some good sex

yesterday i got level bookie

by mp December 26, 2003

put me down

Another way of sayin "sex me"

when are we gonna put it down? // when are we gonna make love

by mp February 7, 2004

Pantsing

The act or practice of pulling someone's pants down.

The Seniors and I went pantsing today. The Freshmen never had a chance.

by MP February 7, 2005