mp's definitions

yars

an english measurement used by the chinese with an accent; discovered by the curious mind of matt lu

Matt Lu: Coasch, how many yars off the ball?

by mp January 12, 2005

b331z

One who enjoys gay/animal sex.Someone who then devours the haj from the multiple fags/animals which then swallows.Someone who wants to bang their cousin,incesting mother fucker.

Damn B331z your one crazy swallowing haj machine.Suck it good u lil bitch.

by MP January 22, 2004

stoich

a bitchy, uptight girl

that babe is too stoich

by mp December 26, 2003

syrup

Final Definition... the shit is CODEINE from COUGH SYRUP... aint no fucking rum and shit none of that gay shit..... its HYDROCODONE, CODEINE whatever from PRESCRIBED COUGH SYRUP u cant BUY SYRUP so anyone who thinks u can ur damn stupid unless u stay in mexico. Some ppl call it TUSS from 'hydro-tussin' meaning its a cough supressant with HYDROCODONE in it. Fuck all that shit yall talkin bout. (Popular in Houston texas, and throughout texas nowadays and Louisiana)

You usually " po up " (to mix it with) in a fruitopia or a sprite... hence the other slang for it "purple sprite"

Im fixin to sip the syrup.

by mp March 12, 2004

b331z

A man who participates in animal intercourse and blows as much men as the infamous MP who servs hotdogs and hamburgers to the kids

you are A pwnzor b331z!!!!

by MP January 20, 2004

hollowpoint

MoneyPenny's world....

Without her HollowPoint, MoneyPenny would be nothing

by MP January 16, 2004

G-money

n. this is the alter ego of graham baum. g-money is often seen sporting iced out chains and often refers to himself in third person. he has excellent pimping skills with the ladies. he wheres fury hats and cromed out teeth (like flava flav)

g-money says ,"hello ladies, its g-money. y'all wanna hop in my ride?"

by MP October 25, 2004