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Phaneufing 

To give back or donate items generously to others. such as presents, cars or hockey pucks.
I didnt feel so good this morning until I started phaneufing.
Phaneufing by Mp May 13, 2013

santorumize 

1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.

2. To give something the quality of santorum; to make a mess of.

3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum.
1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.
santorumize by mp April 9, 2005
The act or practice of pulling someone's pants down.
The Seniors and I went pantsing today. The Freshmen never had a chance.
Pantsing by MP February 7, 2005

cough/cool 

bad ass song written by the Misfits in the late 70's, early 80's. No guitars in the song, only a muffed keyboard song played by Glenn Danig.
Cough/Cool is an evil song, and it doesn't even have guitars!
cough/cool by mp February 3, 2005
Gilford

pretty much the sweetest place ever. Located in the midst of the Lakes Region, home to some pretty awesome kids ie. Matt Pumphret.
Guy One: Where you from, Gilford?

Guy Two: Hells Yeah, G-UNIT!!!

Guy One: That's stupid...
Gilford by mp February 3, 2005
Stupidest man to hold presidency of US.
Puts pseudo old testament fundamentalist religious beliefs discovered during a college drunk session ahead of facts when sending young kids who think they are being patriotic off to die while killing people with brown skin... thinks Vietnam was a noble act.

Killed most people in state sponsered execution in Us while governor of Texas.
Bush is thinking again, said Carl rove. I can smell something burning.
Bu$h by mp January 30, 2005

cesspool 

See photo of Dick Cheney in any news or fictional magazine.

He is the definition of corporate greed at any expense in imperialistic America.


One of america's biggest "chicken hawks".
Dick just loves the smell of burning flesh when he reviews his stock portfolio.
cesspool by mp January 30, 2005