A Blue Eyed Giraffe is literally only one in a million, with a beautiful voice, it can cast you under it's spell (That his Harry Potter obsessed friend, noodle haired friend, space loving friend, and young friend also share) and make you fall in the deepest of love just by singing. The Blue eyed Giraffe has an appetite for watermelon and apple juice. Every limelight loves the Blue Eyed Giraffe. (For you stupid people, Daniel Seavey. He is the Blue Eyed Giraffe)

Sally: Did you see that the Blue Eyed Giraffe changed his hair color to blonde?
Jessica: I know, it's everywhere! He still looks amazing though!
Sally: I know!

Blue Eyed Giraffe by JNM257 April 21, 2019

blue eyed giraffe

a blue eyed giraffe is a super muscular hot boy named daniel seavey. he has huge blue eyes that stare deep into your soul and it makes many people sweaty from his heat. he has a very long neck which helps him adapt in his natural habitat. oh and the abs. dont question it, just worship his cute abs.

woah dude! he can survive with THAT hot neck! daniel is back at it again with the white vans! what a blue eyed giraffe!

blue eyed giraffe by blueeyedgiraffedaniel April 24, 2019

Baby Giraffe

A person who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Dude, you're a Baby Giraffe

Baby Giraffe by Yeetyeetyeetyah May 20, 2021

drunk giraffe

A dance executed by fully extending the arms above their head and shaking them side to side.

Popularized by Matt Smith in the popular television series, Doctor Who.

"You gotta be the drunk giraffe! You gotta commit! Cool is not cool!"
-the 11th Doctor

drunk giraffe by FifteenthDoctor December 31, 2013

Blue eyed Giraffe

Daniel Seavey is a blue eyed giraffe ask any limelight u know.

Hey look it’s Daniel Seavey

He is a blue eyed giraffe

Yes he is ask a limelight

Blue eyed Giraffe by Aleeyaherron February 24, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026