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Gigaparsec 

Is a measurement of distance. More so, is the largest measurement of distance there is. The reason for this is because the approximate radius of the entire observable universe is just 14 gigaparsecs.

The equivalent distance in meters is 3.3 x 10^25 meters, which could also be written as:
330,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 meters.
(Three-hundred and thirty septillion meters)

OR 3.3 billion light-years.
Brian- "Haha, my penis is a gigaparsec long."

Mark- "So, you're saying your penis is 2,429,669,490,000,000,000 times larger than the diameter of the earth itself?"

Brian- "Yeah, that sounds about right."

Mark- "Hm, seems legit."
Gigaparsec by 29.9SecondsToMars March 24, 2012
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1.21 gigawatts by daddy-ooooh March 26, 2009

Gigatard 

An intellectually disabled individual of exceptional size and strength.
The gigatard is charging, clear the area!

gigapause 

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Person in their right mind: "Go ahead and ask them, but do NOT mention the word 'Gigapause' if you want to live."
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Gigafart 

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We'll never know whether it was planned or not. Fact is he released a gigafart and got everyone running!
Gigafart by Mochicho March 8, 2009

Gigabooty 

The amount of internet data allowance (in gigabytes) of data that you're allowed to download per month.
Check out my new smartphone! And it's got a ton of gigabooty with it too!!
Gigabooty by mummazumbe November 4, 2014