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Gigaba

The word for a video you want to send to a girl consisting of you massaging your penis.
Lemme go send a Gigaba real quick to this chick.

This girl is asking for my Gigaba
by Jr Fullback November 7, 2018
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Gigaparsec

Is a measurement of distance. More so, is the largest measurement of distance there is. The reason for this is because the approximate radius of the entire observable universe is just 14 gigaparsecs.

The equivalent distance in meters is 3.3 x 10^25 meters, which could also be written as:
330,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 meters.
(Three-hundred and thirty septillion meters)

OR 3.3 billion light-years.
Brian- "Haha, my penis is a gigaparsec long."

Mark- "So, you're saying your penis is 2,429,669,490,000,000,000 times larger than the diameter of the earth itself?"

Brian- "Yeah, that sounds about right."

Mark- "Hm, seems legit."
by 29.9SecondsToMars March 24, 2012
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1.21 gigawatts

Amount of electricity required to power the flux capacitor and get marty mcfly back to the future. since the appropriate nuclear material was unavailable in 1955, doc brown had to procure the necessary wattage via a lightning bolt.
1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts!!!
by daddy-ooooh March 26, 2009
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Gigatard

The gigatard is charging, clear the area!
by Bikebikebikebike May 9, 2018
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gigapause

The Gigapause was an extensive period of time, lasting for nearly a year, when the creator of Homestuck (Andrew Hussie) took some time off of posting updates for the popular webcomic. During that time, Homestucks barely clung to life as they awaited more updates. When the Gigaunpaused was released, MS Paint Adventures crashed, and multiple bugs showed up, all because so many Homestucks logged on all at once.
Non-informed person: "I heard that that person reads something called Homestuck... What is that?"
Person in their right mind: "Go ahead and ask them, but do NOT mention the word 'Gigapause' if you want to live."
by dracowings99 January 15, 2016
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Gigafart

A tremendously potent fart that can both ruin a social gathering and become the focal conversational point for ages.
We'll never know whether it was planned or not. Fact is he released a gigafart and got everyone running!
by Mochicho March 8, 2009
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Gigabooty

The amount of internet data allowance (in gigabytes) of data that you're allowed to download per month.
Check out my new smartphone! And it's got a ton of gigabooty with it too!!
by mummazumbe November 4, 2014
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