Gigabate

1000 masturbation sesssions. The unit of measure for a video’s popularity online.

Damn, mom ‘s onlyfans already has 100,000 gigabates…..

Gigabate by HelmetFire January 17, 2026

Mega-Gigabytes 

An absurdly large amount of hard drive space.

Popularized by a Toshiba commercial featuring T-Pain in which T-Pain dispenses his questionable technical advice while flailing a sub sandwich around.

It's all about the mega-gigabytes, SON!!!

Mega-Gigabytes by ninjaweasel December 24, 2010

gigabyte 

A unit of measuring data size. It is either 1,000,000,000 or 1024 megabytes, depending on how your computer reads it. A DVD can handle 4.7 gigabytes. A blu-ray disc can handle 25.

Basically, the more gigabytes your hard drive can take, the more porn you can shove on it.

gigabyte by anonymous person 12345 May 6, 2009

gigabytes of bullshit 

The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.

HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?

gigabytes of bullshit by YAWA July 30, 2018

Gigabased

The ultimate form of the adjective based. To declare something as "gigabased" is to confirm it as the highest form possible and an undisputable truth in the eyes of god, man, and the universe itself.

"Executing child-murders is gigabased."

Gigabased by Aerrant March 4, 2022

Gigabyte 

(Comp Sci.)
A measure of computer memory or disk space consisting of about one thousand million bytes (a thousand megabytes). The actual value is 1,073,741,824 bytes (1,024 megabytes).

I downloaded at 1gBps.
Which is approximately 1,024 mBps.

Gigabyte by VoiDeD May 1, 2005

Gigabyte whore 

A person who downloads excessively. A GB whore most likely has never viwed or experience the content they already have downloaded but will whore themselves out to more content.

guy 1: " I just downloaded 20 gigs of music today so i think i need a new hard drive"

guy 2: " Dude you're such a gigabyte whore"

Gigabyte whore by Mr. Mong August 19, 2010