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a nervous condition where your eyes get real wide, and you break out in a panic sweat. Looking like every greasy picture of Yankee's player Jason Giambi.
"when that couger was making her move on me, I got nervous and pulled a giambi... the couger did not find that sexy"
giambi by Ivan Chatanooga April 27, 2008
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giambi juice 

Giambi juice is steroids for the athlete.
He was a 20 home run hitter, until he got on the giambi juice. Now he hits at least 40 a season.
giambi juice by Imhotep II July 23, 2007
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jason giambi

A Baseball Player who played his best years in Oakland on steroids. In 2004 when he was on the Yankees, he testified that he took many steroids, admitting that he was a steroid taking asshole, unlike mark mcgwire and barry bonds who "didn't know" he was taking steroids. Giambi is slowly regaining baseball skills, but he will never be as good as he was while on the juice.
Person: Jason Giambi is a steroid taking asshole
Other Person: At least he admitted he was taking steroids, unlike other assholes

The Giambi 

When a guy blows his load on a girls chest, and then proceeds to lick it off of her. The name is taken from the famous baseball player who originated the move.
Wow, he just did The Giambi, now his stomach is being pumped.
The Giambi by JJF99 July 18, 2006

jason giambi

a type of sexual maneuver, where one shoots his load on a girls chest, licks it off and then swallows it. named after the famous yankees slugger who uses it as his signature move; allegedly it turns on girls.'
"I'm gonna pull a Jason Giambi on Sarah tonight."
"Dude that's gay. Why the fuck would you drink your own cum?"
"Good point."
jason giambi by Yanke August 10, 2007

jason giambi

noe a true yankees but although he made a mistake he still good and is still going to come on top.
he he mad a mistake,give him a break.
jason giambi by yankeesrule April 12, 2006

The Giambi 

When the male ejaculates onto the woman's stomach then proceeds to lick it up and spit it into her mouth
Hey, did you hear I just gave Jen The Giambi!
The Giambi by SummerOfSin October 5, 2016
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