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Sailors Ghost Sucker 

When you have a wet dream about a mermaid giving you head.
I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.

sucking ghost dick 

When someine is nodding on and off in there sleep while sitting up. Looks like they are sucking ghost dick.
Get back to work and stop sucking ghost dick!
sucking ghost dick by Sinosaurus October 26, 2015

Sucking Ghost Dick 

When someone is yawning. This word is used when you see someone yawning.
Person 1 yawns
Person 2 screams: ghost dick, stop sucking ghost dick man!
Sucking Ghost Dick by Poppeee April 20, 2017

Sucking a Ghost dick 

At a state of utter fatigue, when your neck becomes rubber and your head bobs forward as you try and stay awake. Essentially, sucking a ghost dick.
"Damn, Jack totally got a video of me sucking a ghost dick last night."
Sucking a Ghost dick by KGriz November 20, 2016

Sucking ghost dick 

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time
1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass

Ghostfuck 

When you're engaging in sexual activity in front of your closest friends who want to see the action, but don't want to see you. Put a sheet over your body -- leaving eyeholes, a mouth hole, and a dick hole -- and let your girl grind the ghost.
Dude, did you see Jonathan Ghostfuck the shit out of Courtney last night!?
Ghostfuck by Jonastud Coffey June 1, 2007