(1) gibbed - (verb {past tense})
1. Any act in which a person or persons get screwed over without their knowledge or consent. The victim, not for a lack of knowlegde is played and are generally unaware of the fact that they have been screwed over. The act is usually accompanied by the 'gibber' throwing up their hands and a)laughing or b)saying something to the effect of "Fuck it, I'm out" when the gibbing is revealed.
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(2.a) gib (noun)
A small metal or wooden wedge used for keeping a machine part in place.
(2.b)(gibbed, gibbing) verb
To secure with a gib.
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Etymology: 18c.
(1) 'Buddy A' is left at the table in the eyeline of a watching bartender as he sees 'Buddy B' and 'Buddy C' take off out of the bar without paying their share of the tab, having left the table in the guise of hitting the bathroom before leaving the establishment. 'Buddy A' has been gibbed.
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(2) That machine was shaking quite a bit, but its better now that its been gibbed.
Any act in which a person or persons get screwed over without their knowledge or consent. The victim, not for a lack of knowledge is played and are generally unaware of the fact that they have been screwed over. The act is usually accompanied by the 'gibber' throwing up their hands and a)laughing or b)saying something to the effect of "Fuck it, I'm out" when the gibbing is revealed.
It wasn't until he got back to his computer that John realised that he was gibbed. His girlfriendnow believes he likes men
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!