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Gherkin Merkin
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A
pubic wig
that is worn to give
the illusion
of having
hairy
balls.
Ever since
Pete has his
ballsack
radiated, his wife makes him wear a
Gherkin
Merkin
by
Distant Creeping Death
July 10, 2019
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