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Ghurkin Fish
A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.
1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"
angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.
2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"
angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.
2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"
Ghurkin Fish by Vikodin3 August 6, 2012
Related Words
Gharkin • Gherkin • garking • glarking • Garkin • Gherkin Guillotine • Gherkinson's Desease • Ghurkin Shlanger • Gearkin • gharting
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"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".
jerkin the gherkin by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004
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