Definition one: Any primate (ape, chimp, monkey, gorilla, orangutan, etc..).

Definition two: A person exhibiting unintelligent, aggressive, unlawful, or socially unacceptable behavior.

Definition three: A widely disliked 3rd grade teacher (now retired) from Baltimore County.

Definition one: The Guttman at the zoo flung his shit at the little girl making her cry.

Definition two: the guttman was engaging in road rage by overusing & misusing his car horn to intimidate and aggravate other drivers.

Definition three: Many elementary school children have suffered the wrath of Mrs Guttman, enough that she gets a bad reputation and future 3rd graders make their parents call the school to tell them that they don’t want their child to have her as their homeroom teacher.

Guttman by Oovoopoopychild4000 June 19, 2024

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itai guttman

An Itai Guttman is a fictional cartoon character who enjoys walking down the road whilst having a 7 foot fishing rod lodged in his ass crater. Also this character is someone that is so big that when one walks down the street one might be alarmed at how big this creature is and proceed to "shit himself"

Person 1: Hey did you see that Itai Guttman

Person 2: Yes! As i passed him in the street a shat myself and become extremely disturbed.

itai guttman by The Eskimo November 14, 2017

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