Definition one: Any primate (ape, chimp, monkey, gorilla, orangutan, etc..).
Definition two: A person exhibiting unintelligent, aggressive, unlawful, or socially unacceptable behavior.
Definition three: A widely disliked 3rd grade teacher (now retired) from Baltimore County.
Definition one: The Guttman at the zoo flung his shit at the little girl making her cry.
Definition two: the guttman was engaging in road rage by overusing & misusing his car horn to intimidate and aggravate other drivers.
Definition three: Many elementary school children have suffered the wrath of Mrs Guttman, enough that she gets a bad reputation and future 3rd graders make their parents call the school to tell them that they don’t want their child to have her as their homeroom teacher.
An Itai Guttman is a fictional cartoon character who enjoys walking down the road whilst having a 7 foot fishing rod lodged in his ass crater. Also this character is someone that is so big that when one walks down the street one might be alarmed at how big this creature is and proceed to "shit himself"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.