Guttman

Definition one: Any primate (ape, chimp, monkey, gorilla, orangutan, etc..).

Definition two: A person exhibiting unintelligent, aggressive, unlawful, or socially unacceptable behavior.

Definition three: A widely disliked 3rd grade teacher (now retired) from Baltimore County.

Definition one: The Guttman at the zoo flung his shit at the little girl making her cry.

Definition two: the guttman was engaging in road rage by overusing & misusing his car horn to intimidate and aggravate other drivers.

Definition three: Many elementary school children have suffered the wrath of Mrs Guttman, enough that she gets a bad reputation and future 3rd graders make their parents call the school to tell them that they don’t want their child to have her as their homeroom teacher.

by Oovoopoopychild4000 June 19, 2024

itai guttman

An Itai Guttman is a fictional cartoon character who enjoys walking down the road whilst having a 7 foot fishing rod lodged in his ass crater. Also this character is someone that is so big that when one walks down the street one might be alarmed at how big this creature is and proceed to "shit himself"

Person 1: Hey did you see that Itai Guttman

Person 2: Yes! As i passed him in the street a shat myself and become extremely disturbed.

by The Eskimo November 14, 2017

Barney guttman

Barney guttman, a trans teen in a the infamous show, dead end paranormal park.

“whats your favorite dead end character?”
“Barney Guttman.”

by finnythedeadendfan January 12, 2023

Gutsman's ass

A moment in an old cartoon known as Mega Man, where we see a glimpse of the robotic rump of a evil character known as Guts man. This is made fun of in YTP's and if searched on you tube, will be found immediately.

Megaman: It's Gutsman (see's gutsman's ass)

*dun dun!*

Gutsman: Thats right megatwerp!

by SolidSnake123 January 1, 2010

Gettman

A term for the manliest of men.

You are one hell of a gettman!

by Nick Gettman March 17, 2008

Guttmanned

when you eat a girls cooch but you get nothing in return

“did you hear about Joseph”
“yeah dude he got guttmanned”

by ddtryb August 16, 2019

Gutman-effect

The change in the social and religious climate of a fraternity based on the addition of one brother.

4 years ago we were a house full of steaks, but now because of the Gutman-effect we have kids like Phillipe.

by Gutterzzzzzzzz November 19, 2013