get stoned 

What you do before the word stoned applies. Contrary to popular opinion, it's not the only way to blow your mind, man!

"Everybody wants to get stoned."

get stoned by Downstrike October 16, 2004

get stoned 

A good method for people who haven't lived the high life, and desperately need one to stop their hating.

All you like to do ryan is intimidate folks around you, here take this joint and you'll be fine! sweet!

get stoned by peace yall March 8, 2005

get stoned with two birds 

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

get stoned with two birds by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011

get two birds stoned at once 

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

Get two birds stoned and kill them by mrnmrst April 6, 2017

get sconed 

A word created by Kevin and Arthon to be used mainly as something to replace "owned" or "pwned".

Other forms:

get zoned
get coned
get phoned
get sewn

charanvattanakie: gay this faggot is hacking

nicemental: get sconed

get sconed by nicemental January 23, 2009

Trying to get water out of a stone 

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

Trying to get water out of a stone by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020