get stoned
What you do before the word stoned applies. Contrary to popular opinion, it's not the only way to blow your mind, man!
get stoned by Downstrike October 16, 2004
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get stoned
A good method for people who haven't lived the high life, and desperately need one to stop their hating.
All you like to do ryan is intimidate folks around you, here take this joint and you'll be fine! sweet!
get stoned by peace yall March 8, 2005
get stoned with two birds
To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.
Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.
get stoned with two birds by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011
kill two birds and get stoned
I just got stoned, and all I wanna do right now is set up my bank account. Fuck it- I'm gonna kill two birds and get stoned.
kill two birds and get stoned by dahighjinks September 27, 2026
get two birds stoned at once
My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"
Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010
Get two birds stoned and kill them
Get two birds stoned and kill them by mrnmrst April 6, 2017
Word of the Day on March 11, 2018
get sconed
A word created by Kevin and Arthon to be used mainly as something to replace "owned" or "pwned".
Other forms:
get zoned
get coned
get phoned
get sewn
Other forms:
get zoned
get coned
get phoned
get sewn
get sconed by nicemental January 23, 2009
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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