Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"

Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*

Get cookied by I like cookiessssssssss June 9, 2019

get cookies

The act of fooling around that leads up to male ejactulation.Primarily used when asking a friend if they had sex.

"Did you get cookies from that girl last nigh?"
"TWICE!"

get cookies by PyrorockingALEX December 12, 2007

dont get cooked stay of the hook 

A term used in splatoon 2 used in the news channel

Dont get cooked stay of the hook!

dont get cooked stay of the hook by Woomy69 April 1, 2019

to get cookies 

Slang for masterbation

Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies

to get cookies by gettincookies February 20, 2011

Get Cooked Cunt 

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc

Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.

Get Cooked Cunt by TradStick49 November 27, 2023

get your cookies 

To get off; to have an orgasm

You slept with him? Girl did you get your cookies?

get your cookies by Getthatcookie January 9, 2016

Get my cookies and go

Slag for a booty call or using a female just for sex.

"Hey you talking to that girl?"
"Naw man, I just get my cookies and go."

Get my cookies and go by Hedgehawg December 16, 2011