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Get better 

A phrase commonly used to encourage either yourself, or someone else, to "Get Better!".
Also commonly used to mock someone for being a complete retard and bolloxing something up completely.
Must be said as loudly as possible give the situation and muct be repeated by everyone within ear shot.
Hah hah hah, he tripped over his own feet. GET BETTER!
Get better by Morchild August 9, 2006
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Things will get better 

Another empty promise.
A lie they won’t stop telling me.

False hope.
Person 1: “i can’t do this anymore i just want to end it all now“
Person 2: “don’t say that. Things will get better. I promise”

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan 

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

fuck on, you get better results 

A way to respond when someone tells you to fuck off.
Person one: Hey, fuck off.
Person two: Fuck on, you get better results.

Ez lol noob loser get better 

Mainly used in roblox, this is when a toxic player kills someone
Person 1:
EZ LOL NOOB LOSER GET BETTER
Person 2:
Bruh
Person 1
GO CRY TO YOUR MOMMY LOSER HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

does it get better 

no
Man 1: Does it get better?

Man 2:no

Ya better get a bike bish 

Get a life/find your own way/im not doing it
-can I get a ride
Ya better get a bike bish
-can you grab that for me

Ya better get a bike bish
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