Get Monked 

To get destroyed or somehow embarrassed. To cause long term damage to oneself using something to do with a monk or their way of life.

Jack: "Jamie I just beat you by 59 kills, GET MONKED!"

Jamie: "Going to the monastery right now."

Get Monked by Tunnus June 27, 2016

get monkey

To get high on a party drug, esp GHB or Meth. To get so high you act crazy and hardly remember anything.

I found a source for G and finally scored, let's get monkey!

get monkey by Coz August 22, 2003

get the monkey 

the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."

Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.

get the monkey by Jackonrad April 4, 2009

get this monkey off my back 

to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs

I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely

get this monkey off my back by devilmaycareq18 February 29, 2016

Get a monkey 

Or also GAM... it stands for "fuck you" when you are in the middle of an argument.

Dude 1: Hey man, wassup with last night's show.. you sucked ass in the guitar...

Dude 2: Hey get a monkey (GAM)! (fuck you!)

Get a monkey by DIAFFWYFM June 4, 2009

Get Your Monkey Out 

Get Your Fanny Out same as get ur rat out
Monkey refers to vagina or fanjita

oi get ur monkeh out for the lads!!!

Get Your Monkey Out by dave November 9, 2004

get some monkey

The act of having sex.

Hey what are you doing tonight? we're gonna throw a party. (other) I can't go Melissa is in town and I might get some monkey.

get some monkey by turdlip June 6, 2011