Get Monked
To get destroyed or somehow embarrassed. To cause long term damage to oneself using something to do with a monk or their way of life.
Get Monked by Tunnus June 27, 2016
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get monkey
To get high on a party drug, esp GHB or Meth. To get so high you act crazy and hardly remember anything.
get monkey by Coz August 22, 2003
get the monkey
the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."
Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.
get the monkey by Jackonrad April 4, 2009
get this monkey off my back
I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely
get this monkey off my back by devilmaycareq18 February 29, 2016
Get a monkey
Dude 1: Hey man, wassup with last night's show.. you sucked ass in the guitar...
Dude 2: Hey get a monkey (GAM)! (fuck you!)
Dude 2: Hey get a monkey (GAM)! (fuck you!)
Get a monkey by DIAFFWYFM June 4, 2009
Get Your Monkey Out
Get Your Monkey Out by dave November 9, 2004
get some monkey
Hey what are you doing tonight? we're gonna throw a party. (other) I can't go Melissa is in town and I might get some monkey.
get some monkey by turdlip June 6, 2011
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