the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."
Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.
by Jackonrad November 24, 2008
an extremely hot environment; usually, but not always, indoors; usually used as a replacement for the word "hot" to illustrate the extreme heat
The thermostat was broken and the temperature continued to rise, prompting Corey to say, "It is absolutely curtis in here!"
by Jackonrad November 25, 2008