turdlip's definitions

take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.

"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.

by turdlip June 6, 2011

get some monkey

The act of having sex.

Hey what are you doing tonight? we're gonna throw a party. (other) I can't go Melissa is in town and I might get some monkey.

by turdlip June 6, 2011