take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.
"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.
by turdlip May 12, 2011
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get some monkey

The act of having sex.
Hey what are you doing tonight? we're gonna throw a party. (other) I can't go Melissa is in town and I might get some monkey.
by turdlip May 12, 2011
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