Gesund

Blessed

“Hashtag Gesund!” *hairflip*

by Audrey’s #1 fan October 23, 2018

Gesund-tight

When the pussy so good it makes your dick sneeze.

I ain't usually a minute man but this chick was gesund-tight.

by Fatmanpoop February 11, 2021

The Gesund-tight

Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.

Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.

by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008

Gerund

A person who is the embodiment of garbage. One who posses the physical qualities of garbage. Not one in sanitation, but someone who is garbage. An adjective used as a noun.

Ben: Wow , Mike is being total garbage right now.
Ryan: Ya, he is a Gerund!!

by Sanitation officer May 30, 2018

gesundheit

German, meaning "health". Used to wish someone "health" after sneezing. It has been exported, but seems primarily to be used in the US. Similar is "bless you"

Achoo!

Gesundheit!

You get the idea.

by Richter September 7, 2003

Gesundheitsfuhrer

A petty government official or politician involved in enforcing pandemic public health regulations. This is a 'Karen' or 'Chad' with the power of the State behind them.

The Gesundheitsfuhrer is confronting those without face diapers and writing them tickets in front of Walmart.

by Groundhog001 July 30, 2020

Gesun-tight

When you put some pepper on the girl’s pillow before sex so they sneeze and their pussy tightens.

Yo, I heard you’ve done the Gesun-tight.

Yeah man, her coochie grip you like a gorilla fist.

by I_CUM_ON_PEACOCKS December 18, 2019