Gernarled Dog 

A specific type of hotdog invented by purplebh in 1997 while messing around in a 7/11. It consists of ketchup, mustard, onions, and a taquito. The gernarled dog is now worshipped along with its inventor, and a festival is held for every 5 year anniversary.

"Hey man, you going to the 25th quinquennial gernarled dog festival?"
"Well duh, who isn't?"

Gernarled Dog by McDonalds Large Fry October 16, 2021

gernarled-dog 

a hot dog where the toppings are put on before the sausage. Invented back in 97’ by Purplebh

person 1: “I was just goofing around at 7Elevern and i think i did something 😳”
person 2: “Pretty sure that’s a gernarled-dog that was invented in 97 by purplebh”

gernarled-dog by Andalyn October 16, 2021

gernarled-dog 

A secret 7/11 menu item that I invented back in the late 90's. I think it was around 97' or so. To make a gernarled-dog, you start with a base layer of ketchup, mustard, and onions inside of a hotdog bun. Then you add a hotdog (standard). The real magic happens when you nestle a taquito right next to the hotdog, atop your bed of ketchup, mustard, and onions. Bite into this bad boy to experience true bliss and ecstasy. Hit up your local 7/11 and tell them purplebh sent you.

Chris: "this gernarled-dog is so good. I haven't had one since 02'!"
purplebh: "you're welcome."

gernarled-dog by purplebh October 17, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004